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    Monday, December 4th, 2006
    11:38 am
    man, i just spoke 2 x-matt.....so random :-D

    Current Mood: groggy
    Current Music: cypress hill
    Monday, October 30th, 2006
    7:14 pm
    blackpool is cool as fuck, basically everyone must go. plus, its really trippy cos u go about at night n theres all these stag n hen parties n they r all dressed up as mad things.....we met this bunch of vikings, it was random.

    iv been mangled for bout 4 days str8 now n iv just been offered to go get steamin.....bein off work is mad :-D

    if ne1's off or whitever, txt us or sumth cos ill be off work for like a week or sumth now

    ps. if ne1 recieved random txts/phonecalls, i hope they were nice 1's.....all i remember is talkin to kieran ferguson n thats just cos it was so weird....man, the pepsi max is just the business!

    Current Mood: jubilant
    Current Music: cypruse hill
    Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
    12:26 am
    kitchens r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boilin! especially the veg section which i got put on 2day, which means i burnt myself loads! i really shld get some sleep, bk up at &:30 for another wonderfully brilliant 14hr shift! woo(!) **so knackered....and burnt**

    Current Mood: hot
    Current Music: QOTSA - Everybody Knows That Your Insane
    Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
    1:19 pm
    man, they hav this new lassie in work now, n its just really weird cos shes on my section n....its like, IM teachin SOME1 ELSE things.....its weird lol it makes u realise u actually do know quite a lotta stuff.....plus it was just good cos when it got busy i just made her do loads of simple stuff to take it off my workload, woo, helpers rock! neway, just had to exclaim my amazement that i actually showed some1 else how to do somethin. OOH, and, rage against the machin, the battle of los angeles is the business! :-D AND ipod nano's fuckin rock!........SO DO RAMSTEIN! DU HAST!

    Current Mood: high
    Current Music: RATM - Mic Check
    Friday, June 30th, 2006
    1:49 pm
    R.I.P Walter Moore

    But thats not gonna fuck up ma day, woooooooooooooo im 18! time for a shower, then off 2 the Mal for some good old legal drinking! man, cant believe im goin there on ma birthday, its like i can't wriggle free of the place!!!!! good food tho, think i'll be chuffed. maybe ill order somethin i know kevin has to make and then send it back and complain just to bam him up......muahahaha!

    Current Music: Ramstein - Du Hast!
    Monday, June 19th, 2006
    6:26 pm
    man.....didnt get to go to dawns.....was meant to be off, got made to work at the last minute......kwhich meant i had to do 6 13hr shifts in a row.....and miss the party....so annoyed...

    Current Mood: crushed
    Sunday, May 28th, 2006
    5:08 pm
    so this week, ive managed to break my phone by puttin it in the washing machine, yas mun! iv also managed 2 wrk about 56hrs this week, finding time at those occasions to burn and cut my fingers.....again.....i really shouldnt be allowed round knives, im to clumsy.....my finger is so sore, i cut it pretty deep with a serrated knife yesterday and i never ended up gettin a break yesterday so i wrked from like 9am to 11:30pm straight n didnt get to eat nethin or nethin! prob why i gashed myself.....yeah, so if ne1 txts me or nethin, ma fone doesnt wrk nemore, woo! dam....

    Current Mood: exhausted
    Current Music: The Prodigy!
    Sunday, May 21st, 2006
    8:34 pm
    argh, my thumb is so sore, dammit!!!!! i hate the fact i cut the top off it, it sucks majorly. every 2mins i touch somethin with it n it just rips part o the scab off, if theres a bit o scab on there in the 1st place, n then just hurts for ages! even just like, if im puttin on a top or somethin it fucks it up! argh! the world has a loather!

    Current Mood: sore
    1:22 pm
    man, ppl that r just total bass's for basically no reason except they just like to bam ppl up cos they have the power to do so, do ma nut in! why can't ppl just be nice n stuff n not just slip in sly wee digs for no apparent reason....

    Current Mood: frustrated
    Current Music: This is the New Shit
    Wednesday, May 17th, 2006
    4:13 pm
    so, yeah ive been to A+E today, woooo, that was fun. i managed to slice the end of my thumb off wi a big fuck off knife. yeah, it was pretty fucked up, too much blood to contemplate losing from yourself.....yeah so i was at A+E so its all bandaged n cooshty now, i hope. its still pure bleedin tho man, cos when the bandage came a wee bit loose i tried 2 fix it n more blood pure spurted out n that was like 2-3 hrs after i done it! so bad. so thats like my wrst injury so far but it will go nicely wi all my cuts n burns all over my hands iv managed 2 pick up after like 5days lol man, never fuck up ur thumb btw, even the left 1, it makes most normal things fuckin awkward! u dnt realise b4 u do it, but it does! man.....part of my thumb is in the bin....thats pretty freaky :-)


    Current Mood: sore
    Current Music: Disposable Teens!
    Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
    10:29 pm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmm, sandwich!
    Since if you went to the Malmaison to get 1 o these itd prob cost u like.....i dunno....ooh, i do actually, £6.50, heres how 2 make the Malmaison club sandwich cos its fuckin amazin even tho it has mayonaise on it! which is very strange.....

    toast 3 bits of white toast
    put mayo on all of em
    cut some lettuce, put some on 2 o the bits o toast
    cut up tomatoe n put that on both bits of lettuce
    grill a bit o bacon, put that on 1 o the bits
    get some chicken n slice it up n put some o that on the other bit
    fry up a wee omlette n put that on top of the chicken
    put the chicken slice on top of the bacon 1 and put the 1 left over on top
    cut into 1/4's if u can, but its hard w/out toothpicks...



    voila, fuckin nice......even with mayonaise!......**strange but true music**

    okay, so i dnt think it looks exactly like that....this pic has other stuff in it i think, but cldnt find a pic of the malmaison 1!!!

    Current Mood: drained
    Current Music: The Nobodies - MM
    Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
    11:34 am
    Lemon Meringue for all!
    man, meringue is like 1 o those things i thought people always sed was kinda tricky to make....it so isnt man, i made lemon meringue pie on sunday for the first time expecting a bit of a struggle, all it is is egg whites and sugar! It was hard cos i had 2 make 2 other courses as well, but youse won't so i command everyone to make lemon meringue pie cos its so fuckin nice which makes it like so worth the tiny effort! aw, so good!


    woo, dawns grandpa just randomly gave me a pure amazin soups book! its like, the perfect present! man...ive not even read it all yet, so chuffed lol

    Current Mood: hungry
    Current Music: SOAD-Fuck The System!
    Monday, May 8th, 2006
    11:27 am
    everyone must hear this song, its so trippy
    The Laughing Gnome, David Bowie

    I was walking down the High Street
    When I heard footsteps behind me
    And there was a little old man (Hello)
    In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (totally crazy laughter)
    Well he trotted back to my house
    And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
    With his tiny hands on his tummy
    Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

    Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
    (Gnome Office)
    Yes
    (Hahahahaha)

    CHORUS
    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
    Said the laughing Gnome

    Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
    Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
    Carried his bag and gave him a fag
    (Haven't you got a light boy?)
    "Here, where do you come from?"
    (Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
    "Oh, really?"

    In the morning when I woke up
    He was sitting on the edge of my bed
    With his brother whose name was Fred
    He'd bought him along to sing me a song

    Right, let's hear it
    Here, what's that clicking noise?
    (That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)

    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

    (Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
    "Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
    (No, we're gnomads)
    "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school?
    you look like a rolling gnome."
    (No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

    Now they're staying up the chimney
    And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
    Cause they're earning me lots of money
    Writing comedy prose for radio shows
    It's the-er (what?)
    It's the Gnome service of course

    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
    Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

    (Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")

    (One more time, yeah)

    Current Mood: jubilant
    Current Music: do you really need to ask?
    Saturday, May 6th, 2006
    5:09 pm
    "Definition

    nutraceutical:
    noun [C] (ALSO functional food)
    a food to which vitamins, minerals or drugs have been added to make them healthier

    (from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)"


    If we started callin hash brownies, "nutraceutical brownies" instead, do you think more people would eat them as they sound more posh? I say yes! Bring on the nutraceutical brownies! also, this could be good code for if your mum or some1 is in the room "aye, just made a wee batch of nutraceutical brownies if you wanna come round n get nutraceutified???" however, i HAVE contemplated trying to say that word when you actually become nutraceutified is a major drawback...

    Current Mood: creative
    Current Music: Rage Against The Machine
    1:57 pm
    passed both ma 1st interviews so got a working interview day thing at The Malmaison on thursday, just to see whit i think of it i guess....so scary, its to posh....eves so jealous.....so so much, its amusing....

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Friday, May 5th, 2006
    9:54 am
    Freakin' Out!
    fuck man, 2 interviews today for like trainee chef things....so shitin it, wish me luck youse

    Current Mood: distressed
    Current Music: Killing Joke
    Friday, April 14th, 2006
    2:11 pm
    grrrr.....killing joke.....supposed to be last saturday.....not for another 2-3 weeks!
    TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

    Current Mood: hungry
    Current Music: The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie!
    Friday, January 20th, 2006
    1:57 pm
    You Are 18 Years Old

    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

    13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

    20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

    30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

    40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


    man, i knew i'd get teenager, im too wierd to be any older :-D

    Current Mood: high
    Current Music: BOYS KEEP SWINGIN! BOYS ALWAYS WORK IT OUT!
    Monday, December 19th, 2005
    10:47 pm
    i dunno why, but my computer desk just started randomly vibrating....yup, still happenin....just SLIGHTLY freaked out....and no, its not me! ooh, it stopped, wooooo.....that better not have been nethin dodgy.....

    Current Mood: predatory
    Current Music: "Catholic girls. with their tiny little mustaches!"
    Thursday, December 15th, 2005
    3:41 pm
    1) Was 2005 a good year for you?
    nope....well, its kinda a strange 1 to be honest, coz most of the stuff just made it the wrst year ever invented ever! but there were some stuff that made it amazin......prob overall naw tho :-( dam lol

    2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
    prob somethin food realted.....maybe like goin 2 Chinatown or somethin:)ooh, actually....maybe it was goin 2 new anand buffet, coz that was like, hunners of food AND dawn was there at the time :) woooo

    3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
    do i hav to answer this 1? lol people will start to think im crazy if i do :)

    4) Where were you when 2005 began?
    in my house wi sam n ben n eve n ruth, possibly on the fone 2 alex gettin ben 2 tell him he is the "soup king!"

    5) Who were you with?
    ben, sam, ruth n eve. aly n chris came down l8r, omg, thats when i 1st met chris! oh how wrecked i was:-D
    6) Where will you be when 2005 ends?
    hmmmmm, really not sure. im not very good at tellin the future 2 b honest....dnt really know where ill b in an hr or two

    8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?
    i never really hav any

    9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2006?
    prob not....unless its a stupid 1 like, i must drink 23 litres of vodka this year and hav 17 chinese takeaways:) ooh, good 1!
    10) Did you fall in love in 2005?
    yuppers, wooooo dawn rocks:)

    15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005?
    nope, well hopefully lol u never know!

    16) Did you make any new friends in 2005?
    lots! but dnt get 2 speak n ne1 hardly now i left school tho :( so gutted

    17) Who are your favorite new friends?
    i dunno, i never really hav fav friends, i usually like em all the same

    18) your favorite month of 2005
    hmmm, probably....i dunno, nothin shit really happened in....april maybe lol i dunno

    19) Did you travel outside of the UK in 2005?
    woooooo spain was so roastin!

    20) How many different countries did you travel to in 2005?
    eh, scotland, spain.....dnt think there were ne others:(

    21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?
    naw, but my great grandpa is pretty fucked atm(yup, the yorkshire 1:D) which sucks majorly

    22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
    i know this sounds really bad, coz it was only like 9 days, but i missed dawn loads when i was on holiday lol

    23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005
    aw, i dunno....i went 2 see a lotta films pretty fucked this yr so that just made most of em amazin lol 40YR OLD VIRGIN WOOO! i dunno tho, i prob cnt even remember all of em

    24) What was your favorite song from 2005?
    BOYS KEEP SWINGIN! BY DAVID BOWIE! lol "(when ur a boy)u can wear a uniform(when ur a boy)other boys, check u out!" so bisexual, but so amazin lol
    25) What was your favorite record from 2005?
    eh....i dunno, dawn has 2 many!dam her!

    26) How many concerts did you see in 2005?
    like....1?lol t in the park rocked! PIPE DREANS! FOO FIGHTERS! JAMES FUCKING BROWN!

    27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?
    that 1 lol

    28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?
    probably**shifty eyes** but u gotta dnt u, thats whit its there for! **flashbacks of walking bk home in the rain with no shoes on**yeah....there were a lotta crazy moments like that lol

    29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?
    ....no.....(anna, u crazy stoner u! lol)
    30) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
    man, y wld u write that on the internet? surely if ur ashamed, u wldnt want ppl 2 know? lol i was kinda ashamed that i got tricked into thinkin they sold condoms in dhani singhs tho lol not tru btw, i asked:-)

    33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?
    no comment lol
    34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005?
    pffft, do i EVER? :-)
    35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2005?
    ....yes :'( im not really crying, just wanted to look really into it lol

    36) How much money did you spend in 2005?
    fuck knows, prob not a lot, i hav absolutely £0 atm, im in poverty :-)

    37) What was your proudest moment of 2005?
    man, this is like an application form for msdonalds or somethin! :-) i dunno....ooh, speakin of the safeway garage, i was pretty proud of gettin them 2 start sellin condoms lol

    39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be?
    hmmmm id prob change that 1 week i put on the lottery n all ma numbers came up, thatd b a peach!

    40) What are your plans for 2006?
    to stay alive! :-) to try and eat hunners(aparently im gettin thinner, how is this possible? i eat loads! :-( so guttin man, i wish i was rich lol)to get muckers with a really rich stoner type person, possibly bob dylan :-) ooh, to make more peoms for mr whittakers door(i thot of a bit of a peach involving bob dylan, mr whittaker, G smith n kenny goodwin gettin a doobie. i forgot it the nxt day tho lol)hopefully to hav enough money so i dnt hav to liv at home....prob wnt happen but i might just move out neway lol we'll c....having moved house like 3 times in the last sorta....2-3months, i think im becoming somewhat of a master:-D yas mun!

    Current Mood: discontent
    Current Music: THE LAUGHING GNOME! sooooo trippy!
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