lbfoodman

lbfoodman @ 2006-12-04T11:38:00

2006-12-04T11:38:05Z

man, i just spoke 2 x-matt.....so random :-D

lbfoodman @ 2006-10-30T19:14:00

2006-10-30T19:20:57Z

blackpool is cool as fuck, basically everyone must go. plus, its really trippy cos u go about at night n theres all these stag n hen parties n they r all dressed up as mad things.....we met this bunch of vikings, it was random.

iv been mangled for bout 4 days str8 now n iv just been offered to go get steamin.....bein off work is mad :-D

if ne1's off or whitever, txt us or sumth cos ill be off work for like a week or sumth now

ps. if ne1 recieved random txts/phonecalls, i hope they were nice 1's.....all i remember is talkin to kieran ferguson n thats just cos it was so weird....man, the pepsi max is just the business!

lbfoodman @ 2006-07-22T00:26:00

2006-07-21T23:30:40Z

kitchens r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boilin! especially the veg section which i got put on 2day, which means i burnt myself loads! i really shld get some sleep, bk up at &:30 for another wonderfully brilliant 14hr shift! woo(!) **so knackered....and burnt**

lbfoodman @ 2006-07-05T13:19:00

2006-07-05T12:24:17Z

man, they hav this new lassie in work now, n its just really weird cos shes on my section n....its like, IM teachin SOME1 ELSE things.....its weird lol it makes u realise u actually do know quite a lotta stuff.....plus it was just good cos when it got busy i just made her do loads of simple stuff to take it off my workload, woo, helpers rock! neway, just had to exclaim my amazement that i actually showed some1 else how to do somethin. OOH, and, rage against the machin, the battle of los angeles is the business! :-D AND ipod nano's fuckin rock!........SO DO RAMSTEIN! DU HAST!

lbfoodman @ 2006-06-30T13:49:00

2006-06-30T12:59:32Z

R.I.P Walter Moore

But thats not gonna fuck up ma day, woooooooooooooo im 18! time for a shower, then off 2 the Mal for some good old legal drinking! man, cant believe im goin there on ma birthday, its like i can't wriggle free of the place!!!!! good food tho, think i'll be chuffed. maybe ill order somethin i know kevin has to make and then send it back and complain just to bam him up......muahahaha!

lbfoodman @ 2006-06-19T18:26:00

2006-06-19T17:27:43Z

man.....didnt get to go to dawns.....was meant to be off, got made to work at the last minute......kwhich meant i had to do 6 13hr shifts in a row.....and miss the party....so annoyed...

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-28T17:08:00

2006-05-28T16:13:33Z

so this week, ive managed to break my phone by puttin it in the washing machine, yas mun! iv also managed 2 wrk about 56hrs this week, finding time at those occasions to burn and cut my fingers.....again.....i really shouldnt be allowed round knives, im to clumsy.....my finger is so sore, i cut it pretty deep with a serrated knife yesterday and i never ended up gettin a break yesterday so i wrked from like 9am to 11:30pm straight n didnt get to eat nethin or nethin! prob why i gashed myself.....yeah, so if ne1 txts me or nethin, ma fone doesnt wrk nemore, woo! dam....

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-21T20:34:00

2006-05-21T19:36:39Z

argh, my thumb is so sore, dammit!!!!! i hate the fact i cut the top off it, it sucks majorly. every 2mins i touch somethin with it n it just rips part o the scab off, if theres a bit o scab on there in the 1st place, n then just hurts for ages! even just like, if im puttin on a top or somethin it fucks it up! argh! the world has a loather!

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-21T13:22:00

2006-05-21T12:24:44Z

man, ppl that r just total bass's for basically no reason except they just like to bam ppl up cos they have the power to do so, do ma nut in! why can't ppl just be nice n stuff n not just slip in sly wee digs for no apparent reason....

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-17T16:13:00

2006-05-17T15:20:55Z

so, yeah ive been to A+E today, woooo, that was fun. i managed to slice the end of my thumb off wi a big fuck off knife. yeah, it was pretty fucked up, too much blood to contemplate losing from yourself.....yeah so i was at A+E so its all bandaged n cooshty now, i hope. its still pure bleedin tho man, cos when the bandage came a wee bit loose i tried 2 fix it n more blood pure spurted out n that was like 2-3 hrs after i done it! so bad. so thats like my wrst injury so far but it will go nicely wi all my cuts n burns all over my hands iv managed 2 pick up after like 5days lol man, never fuck up ur thumb btw, even the left 1, it makes most normal things fuckin awkward! u dnt realise b4 u do it, but it does! man.....part of my thumb is in the bin....thats pretty freaky :-)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, sandwich!

2006-05-16T21:35:41Z

Since if you went to the Malmaison to get 1 o these itd prob cost u like.....i dunno....ooh, i do actually, £6.50, heres how 2 make the Malmaison club sandwich cos its fuckin amazin even tho it has mayonaise on it! which is very strange.....

toast 3 bits of white toast
put mayo on all of em
cut some lettuce, put some on 2 o the bits o toast
cut up tomatoe n put that on both bits of lettuce
grill a bit o bacon, put that on 1 o the bits
get some chicken n slice it up n put some o that on the other bit
fry up a wee omlette n put that on top of the chicken
put the chicken slice on top of the bacon 1 and put the 1 left over on top
cut into 1/4's if u can, but its hard w/out toothpicks...

voila, fuckin nice......even with mayonaise!......**strange but true music**

okay, so i dnt think it looks exactly like that....this pic has other stuff in it i think, but cldnt find a pic of the malmaison 1!!!

Lemon Meringue for all!

2006-05-10T10:44:59Z

man, meringue is like 1 o those things i thought people always sed was kinda tricky to make....it so isnt man, i made lemon meringue pie on sunday for the first time expecting a bit of a struggle, all it is is egg whites and sugar! It was hard cos i had 2 make 2 other courses as well, but youse won't so i command everyone to make lemon meringue pie cos its so fuckin nice which makes it like so worth the tiny effort! aw, so good!

woo, dawns grandpa just randomly gave me a pure amazin soups book! its like, the perfect present! man...ive not even read it all yet, so chuffed lol

everyone must hear this song, its so trippy

2006-05-08T10:28:37Z

The Laughing Gnome, David Bowie

I was walking down the High Street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (totally crazy laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)

CHORUS
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven't you got a light boy?)
"Here, where do you come from?"
(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"Oh, really?"

In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song

Right, let's hear it
Here, what's that clicking noise?
(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
"Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
(No, we're gnomads)
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school?
you look like a rolling gnome."
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's the-er (what?)
It's the Gnome service of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")

(One more time, yeah)

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-06T17:09:00

2006-05-06T16:18:34Z

"Definition

nutraceutical:
noun [C] (ALSO functional food)
a food to which vitamins, minerals or drugs have been added to make them healthier

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)"

If we started callin hash brownies, "nutraceutical brownies" instead, do you think more people would eat them as they sound more posh? I say yes! Bring on the nutraceutical brownies! also, this could be good code for if your mum or some1 is in the room "aye, just made a wee batch of nutraceutical brownies if you wanna come round n get nutraceutified???" however, i HAVE contemplated trying to say that word when you actually become nutraceutified is a major drawback...

lbfoodman @ 2006-05-06T13:57:00

2006-05-06T12:59:25Z

passed both ma 1st interviews so got a working interview day thing at The Malmaison on thursday, just to see whit i think of it i guess....so scary, its to posh....eves so jealous.....so so much, its amusing....

Freakin' Out!

2006-05-05T08:57:24Z

fuck man, 2 interviews today for like trainee chef things....so shitin it, wish me luck youse

lbfoodman @ 2006-04-14T14:11:00

2006-04-14T13:16:48Z

grrrr.....killing joke.....supposed to be last saturday.....not for another 2-3 weeks!
TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

lbfoodman @ 2006-01-20T13:57:00

2006-01-20T13:59:27Z

You Are 18 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

man, i knew i'd get teenager, im too wierd to be any older :-D

lbfoodman @ 2005-12-19T22:47:00

2005-12-19T22:51:16Z

i dunno why, but my computer desk just started randomly vibrating....yup, still happenin....just SLIGHTLY freaked out....and no, its not me! ooh, it stopped, wooooo.....that better not have been nethin dodgy.....

lbfoodman @ 2005-12-15T15:41:00

2005-12-15T16:07:19Z

1) Was 2005 a good year for you?
nope....well, its kinda a strange 1 to be honest, coz most of the stuff just made it the wrst year ever invented ever! but there were some stuff that made it amazin......prob overall naw tho :-( dam lol

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
prob somethin food realted.....maybe like goin 2 Chinatown or somethin:)ooh, actually....maybe it was goin 2 new anand buffet, coz that was like, hunners of food AND dawn was there at the time :) woooo

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
do i hav to answer this 1? lol people will start to think im crazy if i do :)

4) Where were you when 2005 began?
in my house wi sam n ben n eve n ruth, possibly on the fone 2 alex gettin ben 2 tell him he is the "soup king!"

5) Who were you with?
ben, sam, ruth n eve. aly n chris came down l8r, omg, thats when i 1st met chris! oh how wrecked i was:-D
6) Where will you be when 2005 ends?
hmmmmm, really not sure. im not very good at tellin the future 2 b honest....dnt really know where ill b in an hr or two

8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?
i never really hav any

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2006?
prob not....unless its a stupid 1 like, i must drink 23 litres of vodka this year and hav 17 chinese takeaways:) ooh, good 1!
10) Did you fall in love in 2005?
yuppers, wooooo dawn rocks:)

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005?
nope, well hopefully lol u never know!

16) Did you make any new friends in 2005?
lots! but dnt get 2 speak n ne1 hardly now i left school tho :( so gutted

17) Who are your favorite new friends?
i dunno, i never really hav fav friends, i usually like em all the same

18) your favorite month of 2005
hmmm, probably....i dunno, nothin shit really happened in....april maybe lol i dunno

19) Did you travel outside of the UK in 2005?
woooooo spain was so roastin!

20) How many different countries did you travel to in 2005?
eh, scotland, spain.....dnt think there were ne others:(

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?
naw, but my great grandpa is pretty fucked atm(yup, the yorkshire 1:D) which sucks majorly

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
i know this sounds really bad, coz it was only like 9 days, but i missed dawn loads when i was on holiday lol

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005
aw, i dunno....i went 2 see a lotta films pretty fucked this yr so that just made most of em amazin lol 40YR OLD VIRGIN WOOO! i dunno tho, i prob cnt even remember all of em

24) What was your favorite song from 2005?
BOYS KEEP SWINGIN! BY DAVID BOWIE! lol "(when ur a boy)u can wear a uniform(when ur a boy)other boys, check u out!" so bisexual, but so amazin lol
25) What was your favorite record from 2005?
eh....i dunno, dawn has 2 many!dam her!

26) How many concerts did you see in 2005?
like....1?lol t in the park rocked! PIPE DREANS! FOO FIGHTERS! JAMES FUCKING BROWN!

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?
that 1 lol

28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?
probably**shifty eyes** but u gotta dnt u, thats whit its there for! **flashbacks of walking bk home in the rain with no shoes on**yeah....there were a lotta crazy moments like that lol

29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?
....no.....(anna, u crazy stoner u! lol)
30) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
man, y wld u write that on the internet? surely if ur ashamed, u wldnt want ppl 2 know? lol i was kinda ashamed that i got tricked into thinkin they sold condoms in dhani singhs tho lol not tru btw, i asked:-)

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?
no comment lol
34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005?
pffft, do i EVER? :-)
35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2005?
....yes :'( im not really crying, just wanted to look really into it lol

36) How much money did you spend in 2005?
fuck knows, prob not a lot, i hav absolutely £0 atm, im in poverty :-)

37) What was your proudest moment of 2005?
man, this is like an application form for msdonalds or somethin! :-) i dunno....ooh, speakin of the safeway garage, i was pretty proud of gettin them 2 start sellin condoms lol

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be?
hmmmm id prob change that 1 week i put on the lottery n all ma numbers came up, thatd b a peach!

40) What are your plans for 2006?
to stay alive! :-) to try and eat hunners(aparently im gettin thinner, how is this possible? i eat loads! :-( so guttin man, i wish i was rich lol)to get muckers with a really rich stoner type person, possibly bob dylan :-) ooh, to make more peoms for mr whittakers door(i thot of a bit of a peach involving bob dylan, mr whittaker, G smith n kenny goodwin gettin a doobie. i forgot it the nxt day tho lol)hopefully to hav enough money so i dnt hav to liv at home....prob wnt happen but i might just move out neway lol we'll c....having moved house like 3 times in the last sorta....2-3months, i think im becoming somewhat of a master:-D yas mun!

lbfoodman @ 2005-11-06T20:47:00

2005-11-06T21:30:43Z

wow, not been on a computer in AGES! this is a bit mental

well, thats me moved outta terregles now :-( guttin, that house was really cool man! good for parties 2 i hav heard :-) oh well, my stuff is now apparently all in bin bags over there so ill hav 2 go pick it up sometime. its like the end of an era! iv been kinda missin the animals! especially frankie! hes so amazin! n i prob wnt c him for like AGES! if(i dnt really wanna say it in case it happens)ever.....

was in shawlands this week, that was a bit wierd. not been in there for months, was well trippy/nostalgic. its wierd how all the ppl i know now sit in like the mad kinda 6th yr bit....well, not REALLY weird considerin they r 6th yrs but still weird 4 me!

oh, dawns dad threatened me with a stun gun earlier this week, that was rather scary lol. he stoated in like "look youse, got a ned toy" n he whips out this wee bag n pulls out a torch. we were rather dissapointed till he plugged this hing into the back n it just started makin this mad loud noise n this blue line just appeared. he then proceeded 2 screw off a wee bit off the top n then appeared the 2 electrodes n he came after me with it! i was in ma bloody bed n he ended up on top o me scarin the shit outta me while dawn sat there eggin him on n laffin her head off(he was bout 2 walk out the door, but dawn reminded him of the time i towel whipped him in the face n he came after me agen. bitch!:-D)

not cooked in sooooooooooooooooooooooo long :-( really gutted, im gettin like withdrawal symptoms :-( I REALLY WANNA BAKE SOMETHIN!!!

well, i better go now, get bk 2 ma house. man, im not really lookin 4ward 2 the walk bk 2 b honest :-) catch youse all l8r hopefully!

wow, im on my computer! this is crazy!

2005-10-23T14:55:34Z

wooooooo not been on ma computer in AGES! prob coz im never in my house nemore....its scary man, im actually para right now coz pauls in the house....if he speaks 2 me ill DIE!

man, not cooked nethin in ages, im so gutted! well, i did cook some delightful chicken supernoodles yesterday, n then i had the deliscious idea of puttin a sausage in it, mmmmmmmmmmmmm so gd! ooh, but maybe not as good as the fryin steaks i had earlier this week. 77P!!!!! HOW GOOD IS THAT! FOR 2! N THEY WERE SOOOOOOOOOOO NICE. scope out morrisons man.

ma mum n eve r movin into shawlands sometime nxt week, so look out 4 em! i practicallly liv at dawns house now so prob wnt b stoatin bout shawlands as much, its just so far! :-D

just got a letter thru bout my student loan but iv kinda left uni (not told ma mum yet, how bad is that!?! iv not been there all week lol) so....yeah, im probably fucked in some way or another, im not really sure.....oh well :-D

hope youse all had a FANTABULOUS holiday, nae joy bout the fact its sunday, muahahahaha

david bowie....surely hes considered an eyesore????

2005-10-03T21:34:50Z

well youse, i prayed hard for steak pie but it wasnt 2 b :-( HOWEVER this sunday dinner was still so good! it was like cylinder bits o pork fillet wrapped in bacon and, this was a brand new stuffing, stuffed wi black pudding n apricot! some ppl may think the apricot was a crap input(mainly dawn lol) but uv not tried it, it jst adds a wee sweetness, and contrasts well with the black puddin, so there!

woooooo, i joined the PA!

man, i never thot id say this, but i actually like mondays now, coz i get em off wooooooooo n only 1 lecture 2moz woooooo but then the pain starts lol

dam, i started thinkin bout david bowie n now i hav 2 ask if its actually tru that other ppl apart from dawn think hes hot....it cnt b tru, hes so ginger/womanly/junkie lookin or old/womanly/junkie lookin!

lbfoodman @ 2005-10-02T11:42:00

2005-10-02T10:44:56Z

right, every1 just has 2 pray for somethin AMAZIN at ma grans 2nite, coz i never got 2 go there last week n i was so gutted!!!! so i hope it is doubly good 2 make up. i hope its steak pie.
that is all

uni sucks, chasni rocks!

2005-09-28T22:21:27Z

so yeah, uni is crap. this week has mostly been either really shit lectures that dnt really matter 2 much, or introductions 2 subjects which basically means them para-ing me out by tellin me bout the assessments and essays ill hav 2 do(if i dnt just end up dinghyin it coz its crap)and things like the fact i had 2 wake up at like 8 on tuesday and go all the way into town 2 b there for like 1/2 an hr n go home agen....that was just annoyin. BUT i did get some free pens and there were crazy ppl tryin 2 get me 2 sign up for the army 2day, which i hastily ran from :-D ooh, and i got a free sticker that sed "save the human!" on it, but....i lost it :-(

highlight of the week so far - me n dawn went to the new anand on monday!!!!!(has it honestly been 6 months already? thats fucked up)u get a buffet there for like £8, so amazin! like, chicken pakora, veg pakora, barbeque chicken, korma, chasni, the list goes on, sooooooo good! but the guy kept on askin me if id finished eatin, i swear he asked like 4 times(yeah....i had bout 5 platefulls....and thats coz we had 2 walk home so i didnt wanna b TOO full lol)

i hav 2 just add in here how much of a meanie dawn was 2day. so im sittin in uni, in my 2nd hr long lecture of the day, 1/2 way thru and i still had another 2hr 1 to go n she txts me "im stoned" how fuckin mean is that!!!!!!!! just had 2 add that in since she just txted me AGEN sayin she just started smokin AGEN just after leavin my house w/out me AGEN! is she tryin 2 make me get the withdrawal symptoms sooner???? :-P

w8, i hav 2 retract that(but not deletin, coz took me 2 long 2 type!)coz she just txted agen tellin me 2 come up, even tho i hav 2 go 2 uni 2moz....at 10, which means 9oclock train....thats not bad of me at all...